spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”


meeting 5sos || 1.09

(Source: stupidlucas)


Meeting 5 Seconds of Summer

(Source: lukehcmmings)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.
John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via asschester)

(Source: arollercoasterthatonlygoesup)

internetgoose:

like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing, outing, attacking, and assaulting lesbian and bi ones

iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love