tbh i don’t even think i need a spine like it’s just holding me back
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
- Baby Luke: m-m-
- Liz: HES GONNA SAY MUM
- Baby Luke: m-
- Liz: SOMEONE RECORD THIS
- Baby Luke: m-muke af
- Liz: tbh same
best of: stage Ashton ♡
when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser
"I’m Muke AF."