punk-roque:

tbh i don’t even think i need a spine like it’s just holding me back

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

  • Baby Luke: m-m-
  • Liz: HES GONNA SAY MUM
  • Baby Luke: m-
  • Liz: SOMEONE RECORD THIS
  • Baby Luke: m-muke af
  • Liz: tbh same

rejectcalxm:

best of: stage Ashton 

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser


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"I’m Muke AF."

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